#hal  

#well damn.  #hal  #look at that MOUTH  

#hal  

jackharperr:

Hal being way too excited in the morning

#hal  #doing his best loki impression  

#that's quite the stallion  #the horse isn't bad either  #hal  

#magnus martinsson  #god of curls  

#look at this curly blond motherfucker  #William Buxton  #return to cranford  

#obligatory reblog  #oakley  #throat porn  

#cuuuuuurrrllsssssssss  #tom hiddleston  

Pros:

• BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND HIS FUCKING FUCK VOICE NEED TO GTFO LIKE YESTERFUCKINGDAY

Cons:

• Damon Lindelof
• Damon Lindelof
• Damon Lindelof
• DAMON. EFFING. LINDELOFFFFF.

6.5/10

Lacks cohesion, plagued with flow/pacing problems, a confusing script, useless plot twists/buildups, and TONS of sub-par rehashes of things done before. So much was going on but nothing actually happened, and I couldn’t sit back and just enjoy a brainless spectacle because the convoluted story and lengthy run time demanded brainwork, which in turn makes suspending disbelief a real fucking problem.

Thanks to the shitty writing, Cumberbatch’s character lacked the depth he was sweating buckets to portray. Urban got the short end of the script stick with stilted, awkwardly-timed lines. Others may disagree but I still think Quinto’s the best thing in these two installments, and I’m not even his fan.

Not recommended, unless you’re a ST enthusiast looking forward to the absurd amounts of fanservice/winks/nods this movie tirelessly offers.

#star trek into darkness  #stid  #reviews