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- He leaves the toilet seat up.
- He picks his nose and wipes it on stuff.
- He leaves his dirty socks and underwear everywhere.
- He drinks milk straight from the carton.
- Not only that, but then he’ll drink most of it and then put it back with just a tiny, useless amount inside so when you go to have a bowl of cereal there isn’t enough fucking milk for the amount of cereal you just poured that fucking asshole.
- You can never just watch a movie with him. There will be a fucking essay due at the end.
- He’s a fucking morning person. All fucking cheerful an shit. It’s too fucking early for that.
- After he shaves he leaves his fucking hair in the sink.
- He has an inexplicably huge doll collection. That he says goodnight to. Every fucking night.
- Everything is leather. Everything. He even has fucking leather sheets for his bed. Think of the fucking cows, Tom.
- He leaves his shoes in the middle of the fucking floor where you can trip all over them.
- The four items of clothing he has that aren’t suits never get washed. They fucking stink.
- He uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn’t tell you. So you go to the bathroom and guess fucking what.
- Did I mention he leaves the fucking seat up?
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I just feel that they……….. you know what i mean.
anyway, i love you Tom~~~~~~and Luke.
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