oh sweet!

this is awesome. troy!AU thorki list updated:

(X) norsekink troy!AU thread

(X) The Fault is Not in Our Stars - MonstrousRegiment

(X) Wergeld - rayemars

thanks for the tip anon ♥

i’m too lazy to pick out the pwps among my bookmarked fics but since i can’t endure long fics well these are all short, or if not of moderate length.

for thorki recs check here — (x)

hiddlesworth smut:

• untitled by marble-aide — He’s swallowing some of his drink when his eyes widen and he chokes on the champagne going down his throat. Everyone else at the table looks up, concerned, when Tom coughs, but he quickly corrects himself and clears his throat.
• when things get too bloody hot by marble-aide —  Tom can’t stand the heat, and Chris doesn’t help at all.
• again by dmnutv_archer — Tom finds himself longing for Chris, and makes a call. Set in October, 2011 when Chris was on vacation in Spain with Elsa after he had finished filming Snow White and the Hunstman. 
• untitled by rrowr — a really short hand worship drabble, one of the hottest tiny!drabbles i’ve ever read tho.
• jam by assguarding — The soft notes of the music float through the rooms. A lilting female voice carries the words of heroes and Chris couldn’t stop the slight smile that found its way to his lips. Over the melody, he could hear tins opening, dishes clinking and the kettle beginning to warm over the stove.
• i’m sorry, what was the question? by hushthenoise — The press conference was going rather well. Extremely well, actually. Neither of them had put their foot in their mouths yet, and they were actually having a good time.
• carry me through by aeon_entwined — Sometimes, moments of insanity can lead to enjoyable consequences.
• assemble by xavantina — NY Comic Con inspired: Clark Gregg says that the favorite text he’s ever received was one from Chris Evans that just said “Assemble”. (hiddlesworth + evans)

enjoy.

angsty eh? hmm

thorki:

• bloodflow by tyrotheterrible - After the movie Loki falls to past-Midgard and is captured and tortured by the government. Once Thor becomes an Avenger he finds and rescues him, and nurses him back to health. Warnings: Violence and disturbing imagery, torture, Loki being Loki.
• we spent our darkest days howling at the moon by lifeasacloud - “I’m at the train station,” Loki says. His voice is static over the phone. Modern AU. Warnings: pseudo-incest, graphic sexual imagery
• hallowed fields by taleya - Two parallel universes. One light, one dark. Warnings: mpreg, possible non-con, abuse
• the begonia incident by anonymous - One day, Thor is fighting some random Monster of the Week, and (*somehow*) gets hit with something that (*somehow*) a super-intense aphrodisiac that makes the victim desperately want a serious deep-dicking. Warning: dub-con
• the days were bright red by paxlux - This is how much I’ve missed you. This is how much it costs to keep you.
• falling like a flip of a coin by paxlux - AU where both Thor and Loki are reborn as mortals who fall in love; they do not remember their days on Asgard but feel some sort of connection. 
• when strength means nothing by dreadweaver - Thor witnesses the death of Loki. Losing your closest friend is one of the hardest trials that life can offer.

loki-centric:

• if only we could wake up soon and scream by anon - warnings: blind!loki, possible gore, torture
• gifts by lies_d - warnings: mpreg, torture, non-con

bonus 2 of my own:

• cats by wantstobelieve - warnings: BOOM character death
• aftermath by wantstobelieve - warnings: avengers spoiler-ish, graphic depictions of rape and torture

enjoy your recommended dose of angst

i don’t really read epic fics because i have the attention span of a

anyways here are some of the fics i have bookmarked. most are p explicit tho so if you’re not into that kind of stuff just move on and pretend we’ve never had this convo k.

smut:

• untitled by hummingbirdmoth -  WARNING: Non-con. Gang rape. Altered mental state involving drugs. 
• die a little longer by tyrotheterrible -  Because Loki’s a real meanie in bed sometimes, he likes torturing Thor. A lot.

crack:

• unforseen side effects by misskittye -  In a quick effort to make Loki docile, the Avengers release a chemical that only drugs Asgardians.

angst:

• we spent our darkest days howling at the moon by lifeasacloud -  warnings: pseudo-incest, graphic sexual imagery, dirty hisptahs

epics:

• chaos war by astolat -  Probably Loki didn’t think anyone from Asgard would be wasting their time hunting for him while the shining ones churned their way steadily through all the realm.
• eidolon by llanval - The Treasure of Jotunheim, that is what father calls him; the jewel of the House of Laufey.

bonus loki-centered angstfics:

• if only we could wake up soon and scream by anon - warnings by me: blind!loki, possible gore, torture, insane amount of angsty creys and feels afterwards
• gifts by lies_d - warnings by me: breeder!loki, torture, non-con, feels and oh god oh god

enjoy and remember that i don’t get blamed for anyone’s lack of a life except my own