the family friendly blog.

HERE BE THE DISCLAIMER

You will find:
morsels of my mind / Hiddleston / Hemsworth / random pretty men
You might find:
NSFW materials / slash
You won't find:
carrots, because fuck carrots. I see just fine.

/ stuff I ship
/ stuff I draw
/ stuff I write

/ F.A.Q

JiM!Loki + Ikol

guess what

i have a splitting headache and can’t effing work so have a smutty loki instead

NSFW fullpic under the cut.

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“Tell me again how you persuaded me into thinking that neglecting my duties as sworn king; letting you climb on to the throne and then on to me; and basically shooing away all the gathered Aesir lords, the Einherjar, and foreign dignitaries along with their banner-men so that I may feed you grapes while you read is a good idea.”

“Well, I walked in…”

“Ah, yes. The singular prologue to all my troubles.”

for the bowie to my hiddleston: happy birthday bb

“Wait. Just—can’t we talk about this first?”

“Fine. Then consider this my exclamation mark.”

Based on this little nugget of fried gold — (x)

re-imagining post-quinjet brawl in the avengers

full NSFW / SPOILER-Y picdrabble after the cut because this is a family-friendly blog

warnings: NC-17 / explicit / graphic depictions of torture + rape

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inspired by this awesomely heartwarming artwork by westishere.

this is what i assumed went down

when loki was getting tickets to the avengers movie

me rn.

so i herd sum1 liek katamari

vampire lord hiddleston, represent.