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full NSFW / SPOILER-Y picdrabble after the cut because this is a family-friendly blog

warnings: NC-17 / explicit / graphic depictions of torture + rape

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Part I of drabble here.

A charged swing from Mjölnir fries the room’s camera and automatic door system. The alerted Midgardians will soon come, but the holding chamber is heavily fortified and it would take some time before they get inside.

That would be enough.

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He knows it’s a trap. 

He watches, transfixed, as the buckles click and the straps hiss and the layers peel one by one by one and he longs to rip them all off to claim the prize beneath; but he knows he’s being shown a point and so he watches and waits and trembles.

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It is half-light.

It is when strange transitions happen; stone into sentience, angles into bends, spite into longing.

Brothers into not-brothers into foes into lovers.

Weight into warmth. Words into promises.

It is half-light, and Loki turns pensive.

Meditative, serene; bordering on lazy. Slender finger drawing slow, invisible circles. Still and pliant. Almost tame. 

“You seem content,” Thor rumbles gently, battling sleep he cannot afford.

Loki’s lips scarcely move. “Do I.” 

Thor smiles as he watches the finger on his chest traces another circle, then another, then another; each one overlapping the last, a succession of never-ending spirals homing in on his heart. 

It aches as dawn creeps near, unwelcomed and abhorred and certain.

As he entered the clock tower and saw the trail of dark blood leading up the stairwell, Thor suddenly thought about cats.

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The chains dug into his wrists, but Loki barely registered the pain. There were more immediate concerns.

Such as how Thor had him pinned down and prone. Or the shredding of his clothing by each of Thor’s fistfuls. Or how his baleful threats went ignored even as they later diluted into desperate pleas and much later resigned silence; interrupted only by the painful sound of tearing fabric and his sharp sobs, muffled by the pillow he’s burying his face into as he half-hoped to suffocate himself dead faster than Thor could strip off his diminishing layers.

Loki lashed out with an infuriated kick as Thor’s weight shifted to discard the tattered remains of his breeches; but being able to see nothing from his position the kick maimed only air and his blistered pride. ”Stop resisting,” Thor commanded, pinning his flailing legs down again. “I rather fancy your legs and it would be a pain to break them.”

“Charming, Brother,” Loki managed a breathless snarl. “Is that how you persuade your wenches to lie still long enough for you?”

Thor chuckled darkly as he ran coarse fingers along the mouthwateringly pale skin of his brother’s backside. “I treat my women with reverence. As for my wench…” Bending down, he sunk greedy teeth into the soft, succulent buttocks and lapped wildly with a ravenous tongue at the already very moist crevice between them; smugly pausing when a long, shuddering gasp escaped Loki. “I don’t think he needs persuading at all.”

Loki would usually shoot mocking praises to such a rare display of wit from Thor, but now was a particularly unusual moment and he had naught but silent curses. “You will pay for this,” Loki hissed through clenched teeth, each syllable coated with as much venom as he could muster. “I shall remember this day, and by the sharpest of the Gjöll I will make you pay tenfold.”

Thor growled in retort—all business now—and roughly clasped the back of Loki’s neck in a massive, choking grip; effectively silencing the smaller brother as he shoved those endless legs apart with an impatient knee. 

“You will remember only the arc of my length and the heat of my seed when I’m done,” Thor’s voice had dipped alarmingly low and Loki felt a feverish chest pressing against his cold, damp back before a heated breath caressed his ear. “They will be sternly taught to you until you’re well learned.”

Loki visibly trembled.

“You really are a splitting image of your great grandfather.”

The creature had made no sound when he appeared in the interrogation room; all long limbs and wine-red mane framing a graceful, pale face with deep eyes that seemed doomed to peer into forever. “Hello, little lion. Been looking for me, I hear?”

Knowing instantly what the creature was, he lunged forth; but the ropes that bound him were formidable and he fell back frustrated into the chair. 

“The grapevine is abuzz of you setting hives ablaze, bringing genocide in your wake,” the creature made a patronizing tut. “Abysmal even for your moral standards, Christopher Helsing. No wonder the guild has you leashed here in reprimand; can’t have a rogue hunter on the loose in these times of fragile truce.”

“Fuck truce. There isn’t one and you know it.”

The creature laughed; clear and inviting and under different circumstances could light up an entire room. “Indeed I imagine it unnatural for truce between wolf and cattle—then again your docile kind has always believed what they want,” he shrugged; pacing a slow, predatory circle.

“Untie me and I’ll show you docile.” Chris snarled.

“Always so grouchy,” the remark was made with a scrunched nose, as if catching a sniff of something undesirable. ”The petulant obstinacy of a Helsing is expected as it is tiresome. Although I am quite flattered; so much trouble just for an audience with me. Now that we are properly met, I suppose your admirable tenacity could deserve a reward more… generous.” 

An alarm went off inside Chris’s head a second too late. There was a whiff of a scent like salt and earth, invoking the musk of aging stones—and suddenly the creature was already on him, pulling him into an embrace. He put on a struggle, but Coulson’s damned ropes stubbornly held. 

“Ah, Coulson’s signature knots,” the creature mused, as if reading his mind. “Fine ropemanship. I must thank him later for this most thoughtful favor.”

Chris thought he could hear the rhythmic rolling and crashing of waves growing relentlessly louder, and felt something—not quite an acute sensation but more of an intimate presence—that was not unlike his mother’s. It was a giving sea, a return home, love and much-awaited sleep all at once; and he felt his body growing heavier with each gasp for air.

“Don’t fight it,” a velvety voice cooed. “From me, a gift unlike any other. You will be ageless and mine. We will feed by night and lie by day and you will reside in my bed, deliciously open and ready and willing. I will be your one true sun and you will worship me unabashedly.” A tongue so warm it burns lapped hungrily along his jugular and he mewled; aroused like never before. Every sensation was sharp and erotic and his entire body was desperate and trembling in need.

He meant to shout, but barely managed a raspy whine. “No. No. I don’t want it.”

“Oh, but you do, Christopher; you do,” cool lips danced a seductive whisper on his moist, feverish skin, “Soon it will be the only thing you have ever wanted. The only thing you have ever cared for.” Icy fingers caressed him lovingly, tenderly. “Now, surrender.”

Realization dawned with the command; all his life he had indeed been wishing for this moment, these promises of what will soon become his destiny and forever rest with those liver-red lips kissing him goodnight. In a fleeting moment of consciousness he stirred, feebly making a resistance he didn’t quite mean. Then he stilled.

Eyelashes brushed against his neck and there was the deep murmur of a chant: “From this moment forth you will not be shared. No other will ever lay eyes on you, will ever taste you. You will belong to me and only me.”

Spear-like fangs sank into his neck, into his very soul; Chris opened his mouth to moan, but his voice was already lost to him.

The Education of Mr. Hemsworth (Pt. II)

Pt. I here

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Taking advantage of other people isn’t in my nature, nor am I overly conniving by definition.

But I am the kind that hates having an opportunity slip by—especially one enthusiastically thrust into my lap by a willing hand. I mentally gag the little person of reason inside my head and give the room a dramatic, weary sigh; as if relenting actually pains me. God knows I have a penchant for theatrics, can’t really say why. “Very well.”

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“Professor,” there is some rustling of paper, then a deafening slam. “I think you’ve made a mistake.”

I reach across my desk and take the crumpled sheet slowly, deliberately; taking my time reading the scrawl of a name on its corner.

“Mr… Hemsworth, is it?” my eyes squint at the writing as I pronounce the name. Hems-worth. Haltingly, unsure; as if before this moment my mouth had been a virgin to that name and the sweet tang it brings to my tongue. “And just what kind of mistake you assume is there?”

This C. Sir,” he adds the ‘sir’ like an afterthought. Huh. “I need an A to pass.”

nonchalantly toss the paper back to the middle of the desk. ”I’m afraid it’s done, Mr. Hemsworth. If an A is what you truly aspire to, I suggest you pay my class much more attention and attendance in the future.”

“No, please Professor Hiddleston, sir,” he blurts. I’m delightfully surprised he actually knows my name despite his acute disinterest in the subject I daily teach, although it might be that he had just glanced on the door plaque before storming in steaming from supposed injustice. ”There must be something we—I—can do. I’ll take another test, I’ll do your paperwork or something; I’ll do anything…” he trails off.

Oh.

I will myself to remain staring at him detached, trying very hard not to give in to his adorable, although sour-faced, pleas. But it is a battle I can’t possibly win; not with him offering such a generous invitation, frustrated and furious before me yet helpless and pliant with surrender. 

Don’t, the kind tiny person inside me warns.

Don’t go there don’t.

“Anything, you say?” I repeat slowly, amazed at how steady I manage to sound.

Don’t. Just say no and walk away, and I can go home and have a cold shower and pretend all this never happened. Spit in my face, punch me dead or split my desk in half; I don’t care. But walk. Away. Right now.

“Yes,” his voice is thin but he sounds way more certain of himself than I am with myself. “I really need that A, sir.”

Damn.

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I look at that War Horse clip and all I see is teacher!Hiddleston

and now I’m writing schoolkink

when I should be working

fucking brilliant

…and while Loki—being the undisputed epitome of subterfuge—apportions measured gestures beneath filaments of self-control easily overlooked if not for the fleeting gleam in his eyes, offering a hint of heated ardor beneath a demeanor of cool reticence, his brother is openly honest in contrast. There is much roaring and pounding and breaking of things as Thor makes an ostentatious presentation of power; alive and ablaze in vehemence, everything a battlefield where every conquest shall be loud and glorified and quite possibly spun into songs in his honor.